tier-ranking every classic book (so you know which ones to read)

The Nugget

  • A humorous and candid tier-ranking of classic literature based on personal taste, emphasizing that literary appreciation is subjective and diverse.

Key quotes

  • "I actually don't think I've felt happiness since finishing this book."
  • "This book just explains absolutely everything...and you know what, there's two things I don't want to hear about: capitalism and children."
  • "I had great expectations for this book but they didn't pull through."
  • "This book literally invented the plot twist."
  • "For me, the quality of the writing just wasn't good enough to justify that plot."

Key insights

Of Mice and Men

  • Described as traumatizing, with a devastating ending. The critique extends to its classroom analysis during adolescence. Ranked as "jaw-dropping."

Moby Dick

  • Criticized for prolonged descriptions of whale anatomy, deemed a waste of time but a brag-worthy read. Placed in "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy."

The Catcher in the Rye

  • Liked despite its controversy and labeled as a midpoint "clothbound classic," indicating a balanced reception amidst its polarizing reputation.

Emma by Jane Austen

  • Praised as Austen's finest work, meriting a "six out of five stars" score for its outstanding contribution to the literary canon.

Charles Dickens' Works

  • Expresses a strong dislike for Dickens's writing style, recommending a pass on his work, specifically "Great Expectations," "A Tale of Two Cities," and "Bleak House."

The Picture of Dorian Gray

  • Honored with a "six out of five stars" praise for its groundbreaking plot twist and overall brilliance.

The Bell Jar

  • Celebrated for its unsettling but compelling narrative, placed in the top tier along with "To the Lighthouse" for their profound exploration of human experience.

Little Women

  • Adored for its narrative and its faithful film adaptation, earning it a high rank just below the top tier.

The Great Gatsby

  • Relished as a consummate example of American literature that's thoroughly enjoyable, earning a mid-tier rating.

Lord of the Rings

  • Criticized for its lengthy exposition and lack of engaging content, resulting in a placement of "shoot it from a literal cannon."

Heart of Darkness & Frankenstein

  • Acknowledged for their thematic depth and significance, yet Heart of Darkness is noted for not being a personal favorite, contrasting with Frankenstein's high praise.

1984 and Animal Farm by Orwell

  • Both books celebrated for their powerful allegories and immersive storytelling, earning spots in the top tier for their seminal examination of society and governance.

The Odyssey and The Iliad

  • Esteemed for their foundational contributions to Western literature, both awarded a "six out of five stars" for their unparalleled epic narratives.

Make it stick

  • 🐳 Moby Dick: A whale of a tale that could double as a sleep aid.
  • 📚 Emma by Jane Austen: Jane truly put her whole Austissi into this masterpiece.
  • 👻 The Picture of Dorian Gray: Oscar Wilde, the inventor of the literary plot twist.
  • 💔 Of Mice and Men: The book that can make you lose faith in happiness.
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